Ok, so what's the deal with Maine?
Well here is a list of cool facts (or stuff I made up) about Maine:
- Maine is big...
- There aren't many
people in Maine
- Seann Ives, Carol
Quinlan, Ryan Smart, and Kyle Warren are Mainers. And they are hip.
- Mainers use silly words
like cunnin', pungin', ayup, and fetchin'. None of these have any
foundation in the english language. I guess the sheep must have
taught them to the mainers.
- We needed a series of
names for our computers, and the maineisms were in our vernacular, so
we took them
- Mainers are laid-back
WOW! I just went shopping and saw a quarter pound chicken egg.
It was HUGE. The poor chicken must be walking around bow-legged.
That chicken must have been sumthin' wicked cunnin.
So, don't you wish you were from Maine?
Ben Bennett, firstname.lastname@example.org