Some Wonderful Slug Haiku

Anonymous

		garden path at dusk
		trails of mucus, threads of slime
		lettuce is all gone

		garden path at dusk
		trails of mucus, threads of slime
		lettuce is all gone

		round and round it goes
		never finding its way home
		he has lost an eye

		courtship in the grass
		who is doing what to whom?
		one penis is gnawed off

		little black pin heads
		poke one and it goes away
		the other one watches

		Useless, bowls of beer
		Still they come at night, devour
		everything that grows

Anonymous

		friends come and drink beer
		then they have to stay the night
		eye stalks hanging down